Bound for Pig Paradise
Well folks, you best be prepared to throw a hog wild party. This ain't no ordinary day. It's the most rootinest tootinest experience of your pork chop of a life. We're embarking on Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing you gotta do is relax. Grab your overalls. The ride is gonna be bumpy Oink